{"id":514,"date":"2009-08-14T00:51:36","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T23:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/?page_id=514"},"modified":"2009-08-14T00:51:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T23:51:36","slug":"jon-attfield","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/band\/jon-attfield\/","title":{"rendered":"Jon Attfield"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Not the Biography of Jon Attfield &#8211; Guitar<\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_372\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/OurJon.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-372\" class=\"size-full wp-image-372\" title=\"OurJon\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/OurJon.jpg?resize=200%2C267\" alt=\"Complete with hibernating weasal.\" width=\"200\" height=\"267\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-372\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Complete with hibernating weasal.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Due to the lack of biography from young Mr Attfield, the following has mysteriously appeared in its place. I have allowed this to happen due to the fact that Jon was missing out on having his photo here. Moo ha ha.<\/p>\n<h3>1990 to 1994 &#8211; Grimethorpe Colliery Calypso Steel Thrash Silver Orchestra<\/h3>\n<p>Little is known of Jon in his pre Shun days. To further cloud affairs, little of what is actually known is printable. Suffice to say that it involves a heavy pay off, good pension, a lot of black faces and Jon playing with people who were &#8216;on the fiddle&#8217;. (Jon was on the cello).<\/p>\n<h4>Members<\/h4>\n<p>Jon Attfield &#8211; Instrumentation of different types<\/p>\n<p>Most notable achievement &#8211; Learned how to handle &#8216; Miners &#8216;.<\/p>\n<h3>1994 to 1997 &#8211; Shun<\/h3>\n<p>Leaving any thoughts of Littlewoods catalogue modelling far behind, Jon joined Shun. To this day, Jon still has to deal with a large number of cards from female admirers who just want one more signed copy of page 324 &#8211; men&#8217;s baggy Y-fronts Summer 1987. (Best place to find a copy is probably under Lady Thatcher&#8217;s side of the bed).<\/p>\n<h4>Members<\/h4>\n<p>Jon Attfield &#8211; rhythm guitar &amp; bass guitar<br \/>\nKen Bearman &#8211; vocals, 12 string acoustic guitar<br \/>\nAndy Hubble &#8211; drums.<br \/>\nDan Rogers &#8211; lead guitar<br \/>\nBen Holness and numerous others &#8211; bass guitar<\/p>\n<p>Most notable achievement &#8211; Number one hit single &#8220;Fluff My Fufu Young Mighty Monkey (Ayia Napa Remix)&#8221;.<\/p>\n<h3>1998 to 2004 &#8211; Love Commandos (Mk 3)<\/h3>\n<p>Having already lost all credibility, Jon joined the Salvation Army. After being asked to leave on the grounds that he couldn&#8217;t tune his tambourine to G sharp as required for his role in &#8220;Blood &amp; Fire &#8211; The Topless Musical&#8221;, Jon joined what he thought was a rival group &#8211; the Love Commandos. How wrong could one man be.<\/p>\n<h4>Members<\/h4>\n<p>Jon Attfield &#8211; guitar<br \/>\nRob Bates &#8211; keyboard, guitar, backing vocals<br \/>\nKen Bearman &#8211; bass, backing vocals<br \/>\nNeil Horsburgh &#8211; vocals<br \/>\nAndy Hubble &#8211; drums.<\/p>\n<p>Most notable achievement &#8211; Once moved forward while playing a guitar solo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the Biography of Jon Attfield &#8211; Guitar Due to the lack of biography from young Mr Attfield, the following has mysteriously appeared in its place. I have allowed this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":297,"menu_order":6,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-514","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5DyGR-8i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/514\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}