{"id":456,"date":"2009-08-13T21:37:46","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T20:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/?page_id=456"},"modified":"2009-08-13T21:37:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T20:37:46","slug":"hormone-implant","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/band\/ken-bearman\/hormone-implant\/","title":{"rendered":"Hormone Implant"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Nina Be My Girlfriend<\/h2>\n<p>We have been privileged enough to obtain the following transcript of the lyrics to the almost mythical &#8220;Nina Be My Girlfriend&#8221; that one reviewer almost liked all of by one of Ken&#8217;s previous bands &#8220;Hormone Implant&#8221;. Apparently the song ended with &#8220;F*ck it!&#8221; followed by thrash guitar hell which adds a little something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Prepare yourself now as we unveil the masterpiece (sadly not in it&#8217;s natural habitat)&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>Nina Be My Girlfriend<\/h3>\n<p>Nina, Be my girlfriend,<br \/>\nI think you&#8217;re rather nice,<br \/>\nI tried to ask you once before,<br \/>\nOr maybe it was twice.<\/p>\n<p>The trouble is I&#8217;m shy,<br \/>\nSo I wrote this rhyme instead,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m really rather bashful,<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m very good in bed.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 1988 Richard White.<\/p>\n<p><em>Used by kind permission<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"ken-bearman\">Back to Ken&#8217;s bio<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nina Be My Girlfriend We have been privileged enough to obtain the following transcript of the lyrics to the almost mythical &#8220;Nina Be My Girlfriend&#8221; that one reviewer almost liked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":432,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-456","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P5DyGR-7m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/456\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovecommandos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}